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Old 09-16-2016, 10:09 AM
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Default Where in the World is that bottle of Windex?

Awe, I'd like to scream.

I could probably count the times that I've had a zit on my face. And this morning I woke up with one on the tip of my nose!!!

Makes me look like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. And on the day I have an appointment. So, where's the Windex bottle when someone needs it???

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Old 09-16-2016, 10:36 AM
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Awww...dearie, you are going through your second childhood!

Ok, so I know...it's not a laughing matter, but you made me laugh anyway!
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Old 09-16-2016, 11:44 AM
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Awe, I'd like to scream.

I could probably count the times that I've had a zit on my face. And this morning I woke up with one on the tip of my nose!!!

Makes me look like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. And on the day I have an appointment. So, where's the Windex bottle when someone needs it???

As a person who has had a real problem with acne...I tend to laugh at those who only get one or two in their life.


But I am holding back.....


Maybe the windex really works???
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Old 09-16-2016, 11:50 AM
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As a person who has had a real problem with acne...I tend to laugh at those who only get one or two in their life.


But I am holding back.....


Maybe the windex really works???
Maybe we should pinterest "windex gets rid of zits."
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Old 09-16-2016, 01:34 PM
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Maybe we should pinterest "windex gets rid of zits."
I am guessing you didn't see the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding?".
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Old 09-16-2016, 01:47 PM
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I am guessing you didn't see the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding?".
Nope. Never saw it.
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Old 09-16-2016, 03:48 PM
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Nope. Never saw it.
Well, to explain the Windex bottle reference....

In that older movie, the Father is the family patriarch, and he is quite a character. He thinks that Windex works on everything and is the remedy when anyone complains of any ailment. Even a zit.

Maybe you had to be there to appreciate the humor.
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Old 09-17-2016, 03:54 AM
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Very funny. That is my type of humor too. Maybe I should watch the show.
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