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Old 11-12-2016, 08:14 AM
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My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 25 more to go.

Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croûtons & tomatoes. Really just one big round croûton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Okay, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

How to prepare Tofu. Throw it in the trash and grill some meat.

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Remember back when we were kids and every time the temperature fell below zero, they closed school? Me neither.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.

A thief broke into my house last night and was searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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Old 11-12-2016, 10:17 AM
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Thank you Horsefeathers!
It brought more than a few chuckles!
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Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man. (KJV)
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Old 11-12-2016, 10:52 AM
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Those were good!
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Luke 21:36 "Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man."

We will either dwell in the secret place of the Most High or our flesh will make us want to hide things in secret. -- Nathan Leal
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